A BLACK ROBOT

A SEX ROBOT
DON'T BE ALARMED

HIS BOMB IS DISARMED

SEX ROBOT

SEX ROBOT

p.s. My cat has fleas.

Heads up nerds- here's my new catchphrase. "CAN IT HANCOCK!" use it or lose it.

Nicholas Currer is rude. I heard some guys talking about it and they said that he doesn't know anything about blogs or how they are made or what qualifies as a good blog so no one should listen to him. Also he has no idea how to imitate jungle animals as seen in the above photo.

sometimes i wonder, "what would it be like to become famous?" then i think of Ruby, The Millionaire Matchmaker, Anything Jason Biggs has done since 1999, Joan Rivers, Flavor of Love (including any and all spinoff shows), Vivica A. Fox, Danielle Fishel, Carl from Family Matters, acutally the whole cast of Family Matters, the whole cast of Step by Step, David Duchovany (post 2005), and Randy Quaid and i realize my life is not so bad.

sometimes i wonder, "what would it be like to become famous?" then i think of ernest borgnine, and i realize my life is not so bad.

sometimes i wonder, "what would it be like to become famous?" then i think of nicholas cage and i realize my life is not so bad.

oh wow.

sometimes i wonder, "what would it be like to become famous?" then i think of jennifer love hewitt and that show ghostwhisperer, and i realize my life is not so bad.