busy busy busy. can't sleep, can't eat, can't breathe without thinking about fashion. it makes me want to die.

what i need is a long bath and someone to hold hands with.

if you would like to marry me i only have one stipulation:
i must walk down the isle to steve perry's oh sherrie.

let me know if you are interested.

i had a dream about the drummer from sum 41 and it brought back my eigth grade crush.

also im pretty sure god hates me because i couldnt open a door in the building the other day like that dumb bitch on Running in Heels.

I'm single. And mildly adorable.

If you could only see the way she loves me

then maybe you could understand

why i feel this way

about our love

and what i must do

if you could only see

how blue

her eyes

can be

when she says

when she says she loves me

this is sung by jeffery's uncle, btw. i dont know which one that is, btw. this song sucks, btw

A BLACK ROBOT

A SEX ROBOT
DON'T BE ALARMED

HIS BOMB IS DISARMED

SEX ROBOT

SEX ROBOT

p.s. My cat has fleas.

Heads up nerds- here's my new catchphrase. "CAN IT HANCOCK!" use it or lose it.

Nicholas Currer is rude. I heard some guys talking about it and they said that he doesn't know anything about blogs or how they are made or what qualifies as a good blog so no one should listen to him. Also he has no idea how to imitate jungle animals as seen in the above photo.

sometimes i wonder, "what would it be like to become famous?" then i think of Ruby, The Millionaire Matchmaker, Anything Jason Biggs has done since 1999, Joan Rivers, Flavor of Love (including any and all spinoff shows), Vivica A. Fox, Danielle Fishel, Carl from Family Matters, acutally the whole cast of Family Matters, the whole cast of Step by Step, David Duchovany (post 2005), and Randy Quaid and i realize my life is not so bad.

sometimes i wonder, "what would it be like to become famous?" then i think of ernest borgnine, and i realize my life is not so bad.

sometimes i wonder, "what would it be like to become famous?" then i think of nicholas cage and i realize my life is not so bad.

oh wow.

sometimes i wonder, "what would it be like to become famous?" then i think of jennifer love hewitt and that show ghostwhisperer, and i realize my life is not so bad.